This Guy Needs a Beer Scorecard + Yardage Book Holder- LAST CALL

This Guy Needs a Beer Scorecard + Yardage Book Holder

Let’s be honest—some rounds are powered by confidence, good swings, and optimism. Others are powered by vibes, patience, and the promise of a cold one waiting at the turn. The This Guy Needs a Beer Scorecard + Yardage Book Holder exists for the second kind of round.

Despite its comedic honesty, this holder is surprisingly responsible. It keeps your scorecard, yardage book, hole location sheet, and pencil all neatly organized so at least something about your round is under control. Inside, five elastic bands hold everything in place—because even if your swing is chaotic, your paperwork doesn’t have to be.

Made from 100% hand-stitched synthetic leather, this piece is built to last longer than your good mood on a windy back nine. The stitching keeps it structured and sturdy, while the smooth finish gives it a clean look that balances out the ridiculous message front and center. It’s funny, but not flimsy. Goofy, but still legit.

At 7 1/2″ x 4 1/2″, it fits comfortably in your back pocket, whether you’re walking 18, riding with friends, or pacing angrily after another three-putt. It stays out of the way until you need it—then flips open easily so you can record the damage.